Director’s Cut

Ahh… sembreak… the most awaited day(s) of mine. How am I going to spend 1½ weeks at home, w/o any outside world contact whatsoever(excluding the fact we’re going to the cemetery on Nov. 1, but never mind.):

1. Hibernate(what?! it works for bears…)

2. Waste my time glued to the computer screen(like what I’m doing right now.)

3. Eat until I become severely obese.

4. Listen for at least 1,000(x11 - sembreak days, so that’s 110,000 times…) times to old music hits using Windows Media Player, such as Parokya Ni Edgar’s album ‘Halina Sa Parokya’ and some burned CDs(shhh…)

5. Fill up my blog until I overload the server(like that’s going to happen. file transfer speed would have to be so fast that the binary data… uhh… you wouldn’t be interested with my explanation anyway.)

6. Discuss computer technicalities like a geek(Ok, too creepy. But talking in ASCII using 1s and 0s, uhh, am I doing it again?)

7. Try to fix the spyware stuck in the system like a tick(you know, ticks, those little blood-sucking devils. The only difference between ticks and spyware is that spyware sucks system resources, i.e., kernel memory, page file/swap file, RAM, CPU Time, oh, why bother, you wouldn’t listen to me anyway.)

8. Stare in blank space(but I am not retarded, got it? good…)

9. Repeat #1

Ok, so my to-do list for the sembreak is done. Time to do it!

Another entry that may have just used a TypeList.

So, the things I hate about my life… hmmm… maybe a hard one… mmmm…. I think I know… wait…

Ok, got it.

1. School

If I could remove it, I would.

2. Emotions

I find expressing/feeling these a waste of time.

3. Pain

One of the reasons evil sadists and masochists exist.

4. Love life

I never believed in it, through hard and dreadful personal experience.

5. Currency

Everything, is free.

6. Evil

Something which should’ve been destroyed.

7. Fear

Fear is something shown to express that you are weak against the feared entity.

8. Friends

There will come a time when even the closest of your friends will not be there to help you. Be prepared to help yourself.

9. Authority

It is abused, and must be erased from the world.

10. Myself

I may sound contradicting now, but, you yourself may not be able to help yourself everytime. In the hardest of times you become your own enemy.

Hello, yes it’s me again. Here to type a useless blog entry, blah, blah…

Anyway, so today’s topic is about what things not to do to have a good start for the day…

1. Never get your parent/s mad in the morning.

I couldn’t stress this enough. Never, ever do that. You’ll end up walking to school/wherever you’re going to with a bad face.

The word school, from this point on, will refer to any place you will go to.

2. Always eat before leaving your house.

It’s simple logic. Going to school on an empty stomach will leave you with an empty wallet, and thus, nothing to spend for the rest of the day.

3. Prioritize!

Starting the day without even knowing what you will do for the day… <drool….>

4. Know who you’ll be meeting at school.

It isn’t more annoying to see someone so….. annoying, especially early in the morning.

5. Cooldown.

Not for skills(in DoTA). Cool your temper. If you’ll shout at everyone you pass by, chances are you have an angry mob behind you when you get to school.

6. Don’t stick with someone who has already had a bad start.

It’s contagious.

7. Just think that once you get over this, it’s relaxation for the rest of the day.

Stress is often the cause for that waking-up-at-the-wrong-side-of-the-bed syndrome. Again, relax.

8. Don’t leave too early.

Be patient. Walk a bit. Exercise. Read. Eat(again). Watch TV. Watch the sun rise. Watch the neighbors snoring. In short, pass up time until you are sure it’s time to leave. Besides, that afternoon slump will be worse if you haven’t slept since you’ve woken up, that if you had slept for extra seconds.

9. Insomnia killed the cat.

Don’t even try to wish for it. Insomnia is very hard to cope with. Make sure that sleep will get you through that day.

Wow, for the first time, I made a serious blog post.

Oh, well. Next post.

Wait, shouldn’t I have just used a TypeList for this? Never mind.